My site has been brought to you through the kindly sponsorship of the Ashley Vannucci Corporation, bringing you quality Internet products right up until it endorsed this web page.

This is the president of the corporation. Her name is, oddly enough, Ashley Vannucci. She enjoys reading poetry and applying salves to third degree burns. Like any millionaire these days, Ms. Vannucci made her money by starting an Internet company before the Internet was cool. She is currently engaged to the Prince of Uganda, Ulysses Villegas; since he chose an American for his bride, rebel factions have attempted to reinstate their old Apathacrat regime, headed by none other than Weston Hopkins, owner of AVC's biggest rival Inkshop Townes, Inc. Isn't life nutty?

Go see the page that this site is sponsored for: Bean the Cat's Smart Page (for mature viewers).

Ruminate on life's nuttiness as you soar like an eagle to the first page.