Here am being Bean's page. Me am Bean. Me am writing this. Me have very good story to be telling about how me am meeting little boy who am owning the free site me am being published on. Me am using formula of play to be bringing you this tale. After hours until day and night, me am decided for play format as most best vehicle.

Me am meeting Delzinko at much large production of very super secret meeting of club about mushroom man. Him am very important rock collector in Grenada. Me am thinking, "People am very stupid."

Here am being sample of story:

DELZINKO: Oh, me am very much loving very sweet and very cute little kitty! BEAN: Me am going to be killing you soon.

So concept am simple? Good. Me am now going to swear on tongue and whiskers that story am exactly the very utmost truth! Me am not making any changes in statements anyone am making because me am planning to be very big-time furry journalist.

BEAN meeting Delzinko! Very good story with facts!

(Room somewhere. There am plants and a sofa and other people who am not going to be talking at all. BEAN and DELZINKO am standing by very small table where many little pamphlets is sitting.)

DELZINKO: Me am Todd Delzinko. Who am you?

BEAN: Me am Bean. Me am hyperintelligent cat with many smarts in head. Me am thinking you am not smart at all.

DELZINKO: Me am not. How am you coming to be being here?

BEAN: You am making very much idiot man. Me am going to be calling you Todd Delstupido.

DELZINKO: Me agree about very good name. Me am very glad to be here meeting very many new people who am telling me how ugly me am always being around others.

BEAN: Delstupido, me am wondering how such a very much horrible beast could be coming to be.

DELZINKO: Well, many very friendly scientists am thinking, "Why be always friendly? We am science men, not men of very much niceness. We am going to be scaring world very much soon!" So they am working all the nights to be creating much chaos and horror! And me am born from science men's mistakes.

BEAN: Interesting fireplace bricks. Me am ignoring you stupid whole spiel to be looking at inanimate objects. They am so much more intriguing me am almost full of mesmerization!

DELZINKO: If only me am being able to be looking at bricks instead of me stupid head! Me praying and hoping nighttimes and all of the days to be being another thing, even monkeys!

BEAN nods sagely.

BEAN: Now, me am knowing mind on your shoulders. Over very many years and days, you am trying to be making life worthwhile.

DELZINKO: Oh very yes!

BEAN: You am listening to very many stupid bands no person am hearing of or on television. You am watching very many movies in black and white that other people am being sick at. You am making always so crappy web pages!

DELZINKO: Bean am smart certainly! Very not many people am seeing my mind directly.

BEAN: Me am having special filter.

DELZINKO: Yay! Me have many secrets spoken now! Freedom am filling bosomous heart and me wanting many rewards for very good kitty Bean!

BEAN: Delstupido, many prides am bursting in me because me am always being so smart!

DELZINKO: Secret super answer am revealing to me! So me am simple footed! Pathetic! Me am always having very many words of Bean on site!

BEAN: That am being all anyone needs.

BEAN n DELZINKO: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

BEAN: Swiftly die, Delstupido!

(BEAN am stabbing Delzinko severely with celery or other very much firm vegetable. Everyone am clapping at heroic little cat.)

THE END