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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a lil orange thing attacked Waddell!
"Oh God! Oh sweet Jesus no!" screamed Waddell as the tiny abomination chewed through his tender flesh, burrowing closer and closer to his brain. "It's true! Delzinko wasn't lying! This is a lot to say while a lil monster is trying to kill me!"
Bohiddly watched with bemusement.
"Get it off of me! Oh don't let me die now! We have to turn a profit or evil billionaire Clyde Jenkins will close the orphanage and sell all the children to cannibals in the Bahamas!" Waddell slapped at his face, hoping to dislodge the voracious creature.
Then everyone realized it was just a Beanie Baby and Waddell was acting stupid. He laughed at how funny he had been and sat down to write a song with his new two-person band.