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The new band Hump & Lo-Ride became an international sensation. Everyone wanted to go to their concerts and several divorces were filed over disagreements about tickets. Every single song H&L released was a hit, from the teen anthem I LIKE Stupid Things to the more melodic love song You Remind Me of a Young Burt Reynolds. Altogether, Hump and Lo-Ride released thirteen albums, listed below.

Hump & Lo-Ride Leprechaun Magic
Hump & Lo-Ride Fiery Sprites of Burning Passion
Hump & Lo-Ride Orange Attacking Creatures
Hump & Lo-Ride Hump & Lo-Ride
Hump & Lo-Ride Another Album Yay!
Hump & Lo-Ride One More for the Road
Hump & Lo-Ride Not the Beatles Fellas
Hump & Lo-Ride Sequel
Hump & Lo-Ride More Leprechaun Magic
Hump & Lo-Ride Hump & Lo-Ride Ride Again
Hump & Lo-Ride Hump & Lo-Ride's Greatest Hits
Hump 'n' Lo-Ride Hump 'n' Lo-Ride
Hump 'n' Lo-Ride The Last Album

The duo revolutionized music with their minimalist approach of banging on a piano and singing about whatever is on television. Hump & Lo-Ride (later Hump 'n' Lo-Ride) paved the way for bands like N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys, as well as the Beatles, Korn, the Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, and whatever other band you like.

Hump & Lo-Ride sold so many albums that they bought their own country and kicked everyone else out. They are currently isolated and no one knows what has happened to them. However, their legacy will live on forever.

Hump 'n' Lo-Ride til the day we all die!

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